THERE’S SOMETHING THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT US TO SEE
OMG LITERALLY ME
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
my aunt just dropped my fUCKING PIE WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD NO ONE TO TAKE IT OUT FROM THE MICROWAVE AND EVERYONE IS SAYING IM OVERREACTING WELL FUCK YOU
how to defrost your very own Butterball turkey… sensually
the view from my bedroom window October 10th, 2013 and November 27th, 2013
you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
even if you’re lesbians???????
especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad